{"product_id":"the-brain-says-no-mesh-captain-style-hat","title":"The Brain Says No Mesh Captain Style Hat | Punk Snapback","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people listen to their heart. You listen to your body’s union representative.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen your brain says “maybe,” your body has already filed the paperwork and clocked out. This trucker hat is a wearable excuse for skipping plans, sleeping in, and protecting your peace—without saying a word.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing bold embroidered lettering, vintage-inspired flourishes, and striking gold oak leaf embroidery across the brim, it’s equal parts sarcastic, classic, and effortlessly cool. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities, surviving another Monday, or just embracing your inner professional nap enthusiast, this hat has your back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe answer was never “yes.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePremium embroidered “The Brain Says No. The Body Also Says No.” artwork\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGold embroidered oak leaf detailing on the brim\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMatching gold rope accent across the front\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStructured foam-front trucker silhouette\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBreathable black mesh back\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdjustable snapback closure for the perfect fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWarning:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Side effects may include cancelled plans, unapologetic naps, and an overwhelming desire to tell everyone, “I’m gonna have to pass.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Western Evil","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51473584029974,"sku":null,"price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1647\/9345\/files\/BEE33EBE-1743-41B4-BC06-0DC82199582F.jpg?v=1782429508","url":"https:\/\/www.westernevil.com\/products\/the-brain-says-no-mesh-captain-style-hat","provider":"Western Evil","version":"1.0","type":"link"}