{"product_id":"the-impaler-dress","title":"The Impaler Dress – Embroidered Vlad the Impaler Black Dress | Western Evil","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLook who’s finally found a use for men.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by Vlad the Impaler, somebody who knew a thing or two about making a point, this little black dress is a thoroughly unpleasant tribute to bad manners, bloodshed, and the fine art of putting someone in their place.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA prim little collar, puff sleeves, a nipped-in waist, and a deceptively ladylike silhouette. How terribly respectable. Until you notice the procession of screaming, blood-soaked heads embroidered down the front, each one impaled on a spike. All lovingly stitched, of course. We’re not complete savages.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey’ve spent centuries telling women to be quiet, look pretty, and know their place. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny. That’s exactly what we’ve done with the men on this dress.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eEmbroidery:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Intricate, multicolored embroidery featuring bloodied, impaled heads inspired by Vlad the Impaler.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eFabric:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Soft, breathable cotton-bamboo blend.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eLining:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fully lined interior for added comfort and coverage.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eSilhouette:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Fitted waist with a flattering A-line skirt.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Puff sleeves, pointed collar, and front button closure.\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Western Evil","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":67761992302870,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Small","offer_id":67761992335638,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":67761992368406,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":67761992401174,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67761992433942,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67761992466710,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":67761992499478,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":67761992532246,"sku":null,"price":98.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1647\/9345\/files\/the-impaler-dress-5993266.png?v=1792429400","url":"https:\/\/www.westernevil.com\/products\/the-impaler-dress","provider":"Western Evil","version":"1.0","type":"link"}