Mother Nature’s been making mistakes since the dawn of time, and frankly, some of her finest work never stood a chance. Take these two unfortunate bastards. Joined at the skull, separated from good fortune, and now plastered all over a perfectly respectable shirt.

A beautiful little anatomical disaster for anyone who’s ever been told they weren’t quite right. Well, congratulations. Neither was nature.

Made from an all-natural cotton and bamboo blend. Soft, breathable, and completely free of synthetic bullshit. All natural, just like nature’s mistakes.

With its conjoined twin skull print, sharp collar, and classic button-up silhouette, it’s just respectable enough for a funeral and just offensive enough for the reception.

Two heads are better than one? Bollocks. Look where that got them.

The Gory Details

• All-over conjoined twin skull print
• Natural cotton and bamboo blend
• Soft, breathable fabric
• Distressed ivory skull artwork on black
• Short-sleeve button-up design
• Classic pointed collar
• Front button closure
• Single chest welt pocket
• Curved shirttail hem

US Delivery
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✓Standard from $8.99*
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Returns
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✓All Sale/Clearance purchases are final and cannot be returned.