Look who’s finally found a use for men.

Inspired by Vlad the Impaler, somebody who knew a thing or two about making a point, this little black dress is a thoroughly unpleasant tribute to bad manners, bloodshed, and the fine art of putting someone in their place.

A prim little collar, puff sleeves, a nipped-in waist, and a deceptively ladylike silhouette. How terribly respectable. Until you notice the procession of screaming, blood-soaked heads embroidered down the front, each one impaled on a spike. All lovingly stitched, of course. We’re not complete savages.

They’ve spent centuries telling women to be quiet, look pretty, and know their place. Funny. That’s exactly what we’ve done with the men on this dress.

• Embroidery: Intricate, multicolored embroidery featuring bloodied, impaled heads inspired by Vlad the Impaler.
• Fabric: Soft, breathable cotton-bamboo blend.
• Lining: Fully lined interior for added comfort and coverage.
• Silhouette: Fitted waist with a flattering A-line skirt.
• Details: Puff sleeves, pointed collar, and front button closure.

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