Some people listen to their heart. You listen to your body’s union representative.

When your brain says “maybe,” your body has already filed the paperwork and clocked out. This trucker hat is a wearable excuse for skipping plans, sleeping in, and protecting your peace—without saying a word.

Featuring bold embroidered lettering, vintage-inspired flourishes, and striking gold oak leaf embroidery across the brim, it’s equal parts sarcastic, classic, and effortlessly cool. Whether you’re dodging responsibilities, surviving another Monday, or just embracing your inner professional nap enthusiast, this hat has your back.

The answer was never “yes.”

Features:

• Premium embroidered “The Brain Says No. The Body Also Says No.” artwork
• Gold embroidered oak leaf detailing on the brim
• Matching gold rope accent across the front
• Structured foam-front trucker silhouette
• Breathable black mesh back
• Adjustable snapback closure for the perfect fit

Warning: Side effects may include cancelled plans, unapologetic naps, and an overwhelming desire to tell everyone, “I’m gonna have to pass.”

US Delivery
✓Free on US orders over $100*
✓Standard from $8.99*
*Regional Exclusions

International Delivery
✓We ship through USPS international rates to be calculated at checkout.
*For select countries

Returns
✓You have 30 days from receiving your order to register your return with us.
✓All Sale/Clearance purchases are final and cannot be returned.